when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word
German Shepherds and their floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.
imagine if your name was a swear word
motherfucker can you please come down to the office
omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
shut the brittany up go chris yourself
Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend.
when you re-read a book and realize you skipped over an important sentence the first time you read it
science side of tumblr why am i emo
your black skinny genes
occupation: the family disappointment
relationship status: eating