lifewithanorwegianfjord:

this is mesmerizing. 

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shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

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trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

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“Dont ruin a good today by thinking about a bad yesterday. Let it go.”

Unknown (via actuallycrying)

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4thofjulys:

"american’s are so thirsty" well we have free refills so

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coconutoil97:

STOP!!!!!

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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punacceptable:

*gets 98% accuracy on guitar hero*

MOM get in here NOW im ready to start a band

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

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cateyesandthickthighs:

Just a small public service announcement that if you have or do cheat on your significant other you’re the biggest fucking piece of shit ever.

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carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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